Seven years ago I wrote about Catch 22 and actuarial practice, concluding, rather piously:

If we want far fewer actuaries to be employed in not growing alfalfa in the future and far more working on making the finance structures of our economy work better, whether to support a Green New Deal or more generally, we first need to embrace the idea that our current economic priorities are indeed insane.

So imagine my excitement at finding Catch 22 grabbed out of the pages of fiction and informing US foreign policy. Not convinced? Compare two passages. The first, from Catch 22, in 1961:

This time Milo had gone too far. Bombing his own men and planes was more than even the most phlegmatic observer could stomach, and it looked like the end for him. High-ranking government officials poured in to investigate. Newspapers inveighed against Milo with glaring headlines, and Congressmen denounced the atrocity in stentorian wrath and clamored for punishment. Mothers with children in the service organized into militant groups and demanded revenge. Not one voice was raised in his defense. Decent people everywhere were affronted, and Milo was all washed up until he opened his books to the public and disclosed the tremendous profit he had made. He could reimburse the government for all the people and property he had destroyed and still have enough money left over to continue buying Egyptian cotton. Everybody, of course, owned a share. And the sweetest part of the whole deal was that there really was no need to reimburse the government at all.

And this one, from the Gold and Geopolitics Substack, a few days ago:

This week, the US Treasury lifted all oil sanctions on Iran. For 30 days. 140 million barrels of Iranian crude, sitting on ships at sea, may now be sold freely on the global market. Including to the United States itself.

In yuan.

The United States is purchasing, with Chinese currency, oil from the country it is currently bombing?! The same oil that funds the missiles that just shot down an F-35 for the first time. The same missiles that are redecorating allied oil infrastructure.

Treasury Secretary Bessent called this “narrowly tailored”. Narrow like in white, and tailored as in card, apparently.

In the same OFAC filing, Russian oil sanctions were lifted as well. And Belarus potash too, because apparently the universe was running low on irony and needed to top up.

The logic, insofar as there is any, goes like this: the war has crashed the global oil market so hard that the administration needs the enemy’s oil to keep gasoline prices from eating the midterms. They are unsanctioning the people they’re bombing because the bombing is working too well at the thing they didn’t want it to do. The sanctions were necessary to stop Iran funding the war, but the war made the sanctions too effective, so the sanctions had to be lifted to fund the war effort against the country that no longer needs sanctions because the oil revenues that sanctions were preventing are now required to prevent the economic damage caused by preventing those revenues, which is itself a consequence of the military campaign designed to make the sanctions unnecessary by making Iran the kind of country that doesn’t need sanctioning, which it would be, if the sanctions hadn’t been lifted to pay for making it that.

There have been many names thrown at Trump since he arrived in US politics. My personal favourite is probably the Tangerine Tyrant. Many people are currently relying on TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out) to resolve the Middle East crisis he has instigated. However, until now, I had not heard of anyone likening him to Milo Minderbender. But once you see it, it is difficult to un-see it.

1. Trump likes to give himself and everyone else nicknames. From the very stable genius of his first term, to more recently Honest Don and the Tariff King, whereas Milo, as M&M Enterprises (the company he started as the mess officer) expands, becomes the Mayor of Palermo, Assistant Governor-General of Malta, Vice-Shah of Oran, Caliph of Baghdad, Mayor of Cairo, and the god of corn, rain, and rice.
2. Trump likes to use his presidency to enrich himself, from his Trump coin to the Amazon documentary about his wife to his Board of Peace to all of his merchandise. Milo’s catchphrase is “what is good for M&M is good for the country”.
3. Trump doesn’t appear to believe in safety nets for ordinary people. Meanwhile Milo secretly replaces the CO2 cartridges in emergency life vests and the morphine in first aid kits with printed notes to the effect that what is good for M&M is good for the country.

Milo Minderbender is a war profiteer trying to convince himself that he is a free market fundamentalist. So what does that make Trump? Well hold that thought, because today’s Guardian has provided a partial answer I think, with a history of military targeting.

This introduces the concept of the kill chain, ie the process between detecting something and destroying it. Trying to shortcut the kill chain has been a perennial preoccupation of militaries through the ages. In the Vietnam War, Operation Igloo White dropped 20,000 acoustic and seismic sensors along the Ho Chi Minh trail, which transmitted data to relay aircraft, which then fed the signals to the IBM 360 computers at Nakhon Phanom airbase in Thailand. These analysed the data, predicted where the convoys would be and strikes were directed to those locations. The Viet Cong realised quickly that this system could not detect the difference between military vehicles and ox carts and therefore:

They played recordings of truck engines, herded animals near the sensors to trigger vibration detection, and hung buckets of urine in trees to set off the chemical detectors.

There was no way to independently check what they were destroying. The air force claimed 46,000 trucks were destroyed or damaged, which the CIA calculated exceeded the total number of trucks believed to exist in all of North Vietnam.

…air force personnel invented a creature to explain the absence. They called it the “great Laotian truck eater”.

Last time I talked about military targeting, I focused on the human in the loop, but let’s instead focus on the actual destruction going on for a moment, shall we? Trump’s assault on Iran hit 6,000 targets in two weeks. The kill chain had, apparently, been compressed so much that it allowed 1,000 decisions an hour. The school he hit, killing between 175 and 180 people, most of them girls between the ages of seven and 12, had changed its use to a school since at least 2016 and was visible on Google Maps. Old target lists had been reached for and noone had had the time or the inclination to check them before bombing them.

This is what you can expect from a Milo Minderbender presidency. It has been obvious, since at least the 1960s, that the US system requires enormous strength of purpose from its executive to hold its industrial-military complex in check. That is why so many of them have been so keen to install a Trump.

It feels as if, far from embracing the idea that our current economic priorities are indeed insane, as I fervently hoped seven years ago, we are instead doubling down on the insanity.