
I developed a business continuity plan for the Birmingham office I worked in once. It involved a mainly paper exercise, establishing where the various links required were, having a gawp at the spare office space available to us somewhere near Leicester if the shit went down, but also preparing a bag containing torches and a copy of our plan. I think we might even have sprung for a hi-viz jacket.
Now apparently we are all suddenly expected to do something similar on an individual basis. In the face of risks unspecified, we have been told that 3 in fact really IS The Magic Number. Food and water for three days and nights, by which time presumably it will be safe to venture outside (!). Fresh from the success of See It – Say It – Sorted we now have three phrases depending upon whether we are running into the house (Go In – Stay In – Tune In) or out of the house (Get Out – Stay Out – Ring 999). We are all encouraged to fill out a Household Emergency Plan. This includes space to fill in the number of your GP and insurance company details, like you might do in the aftermath of an unsatisfactory holiday. Also it is suggested you note down the FM frequency of radio stations you would turn to for national or local news, like when you need to know whether schools are closed. All couched in familiar terms so as, presumably, not to frighten the horses.
By failing to prepare you are preparing to fail, as Benjamin Franklin almost certainly did not say.
Well, neigh.
It all starts to go tits up when you look at your local area’s resilience forum. Here’s mine:

They have a range of advice across these risks:

I went straight to the Power failure one, as there seemed to be more attention given to this risk than any other in the emergency supplies section of my National Emergency Plan:
● Torch (battery/wind up) and spare batteries – torches are safer then candles
● FM radio (battery/wind up) to get updates during a power cut
● Portable power bank to charge phone and medical devices (if compatible)
One of the 5 headline pieces of advice under Power failure is, hilariously, “Consider an analogue landline phone that will work in a power outage”.
No it won’t. Apparently they have not been keeping up to date with the activities of openreach, whose website cheerfully lays out the sell by date for this particular piece of advice:

It is not the only problem with the information provided by West Midlands Resilience Forum. Their list of organisations to turn to in a crisis includes integrated care boards which exist in name only in the current chaos at the top of the NHS and the wrong name for the region’s main airport, amongst the issues I could immediately spot:

So it is tempting to perhaps suggest that they update their own national emergency plan before demanding them from us. Particularly as Wes Streeting’s contributions appear to have pushed up sales of tinned goods at Iceland by 40% over the weekend, thereby making gaps on the shelves more likely for everyone else.
Remember Raymond Briggs’ parody of the government’s Protect and Survive pamphlet from the mid 70s – supposedly allowing us to individually prepare for nuclear war – When The Wind Blows? It feels like we are right back there:

And yet. Carol Cadwalladr has a different take:
A confession: I’ve been a covert prepper since a conversation with an Irish open-source researcher, Gavin Sheridan, two years ago. It was at the time Russian spy ships that were circling Britain and Ireland and the anchor of a shadow fleet tanker had “accidentally” severed a cable between Finland and Estonia.
What’s the worst thing that could happen if they did succeed in cutting the cables between Britain and America, I asked Gavin. He thought for a moment “Well, I guess the first thing would happen would be the total collapse of the global economy,” he said cheerfully. I told him I was thinking of buying a wind-up radio. I’d contemplated the idea of not knowing what was happening but at the same time I didn’t want to become one of those people US cable networks make documentaries about.
“I’ve got two!” Gavin said. “One for me and one for my parents.” When I saw him this summer he told me that he’d now got a Starlink antenna stashed away in his cupboard. Another of my friends, a world-renowned European tech expert, told me a year and a half ago that she keeps cash in the house and the tank of her car full. I would never have admitted publicly that I followed suit with the cash or that after European intelligence chiefs warned of an imminent attack by Russia this September, I got some water containers in too. It would have been much too embarrassing. And yet here we are with an extensive list the UK government has just put out – blankets, torches, three days’ supply of food, a power bank – it makes my own efforts look frankly pathetic.
There are risks out there. And most other European countries gave their citizens similar advice several years ago.
Then there is Cory Doctorow on the risk of the United States deciding to “brick” essential goods and services because we have done something he doesn’t like:
Now that Trump has made it clear that the US no longer has allies or trading partners, only rivals and adversaries, everyone in the world is trying to figure out whether they can trust American tech infrastructure with their governments, businesses and personal data.
The answer is a resounding “no”. Just look at the international criminal court, which ditched Microsoft Office for a European alternative after Trump sanctioned its officials for issuing an arrest warrant for the génocidaire Benjamin Netanyahu. Directly after Trump denounced the court, its justices lost access to all their Microsoft accounts – emails, documents, calendar, address book. The court was, in effect, “bricked”. Microsoft denies this, but between the justices of the international criminal court and the US tech monopolist, I know who I trust.
Trump is capable of weaponising the US’s tech companies, and there’s no telling where it will end. Remember that when Russian looters stole millions of dollars’ worth of John Deere tractors and spirited them away to Chechnya, the company was able to push a kill signal to the tractors that rendered them inoperable.
Until we repeal the anti-circumvention law, we can’t reverse-engineer the US’s cloud software, whether it’s a database, a word processor or a tractor, in order to swap out proprietary, American code for robust, open, auditable alternatives that will safeguard our digital sovereignty. The same goes for any technology tethered to servers operated by any government that might have interests adverse to ours – say, the solar inverters and batteries we buy from China.
And we also know from Paul Behrens’ contribution to the National Emergency Briefing that the UK is “woefully unprepared” for food system failure.
So some level of individual preparation, while certainly nowhere near sufficient, may perhaps be necessary. And here the West Midlands Resilience Forum are quite right that all of us who are able to need to “reduce the need for support from others and enable you to support the vulnerable members of your street and community”.
Now where did I put that torch?

















